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ChickenHawks
Crow for War
By Matt Bivens Monday, Sep. 2, 2002
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"A chickenhawk [describes] public persons—generally
male—who
(1) tend to advocate, or are fervent supporters of those who
advocate, military solutions to political problems, and who have
personally (2) declined to take advantage of a significant
opportunity to serve in uniform during wartime."—The New Hampshire Gazette |
WASHINGTON—We are being dragged toward war with Iraq by such chickenhawks. The loudest voices demanding war are those of men who once
upon a time quietly skipped out on the fun in Vietnam. Men like Dick
Cheney, who famously explained, "I had other priorities in the '60s
than military service."
Cheney received draft deferments as a college student until he got
married in 1964; marriage removed him from the draft. But the next year,
the government announced married men would be drafted, unless they were
also fathers. Nine months and two days after that announcement, the
Cheneys had their first child.
A list of chickenhawks—including many who are
eager for war with Iraq, yet who had "other priorities"
when Vietnam came a-calling—has been compiled by Steven Fowle,
a Vietnam veteran who edits The New Hampshire Gazette. (It's at
NH
Gazette.)
It starts with the president himself. George W. Bush waited out
the war from a post with light duties in the Texas Air National
Guard. And, apparently, even that cushy deal was too onerous:
There's an unexplained one- year gap, from May 1972 to May 1973, in
Bush's service record. That year he was supposed to have reported for
duty at the Alabama Air National Guard, but apparently never showed.
Bush's reply is that he was honorably discharged and is proud
of his service—but also that he can't recall the specifics. Specifics
are also in short supply for Defense Department Iraq hawks like Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle; for White House adviser Karl Rove; for
professional blabbers George Will, William Kristol, Rush Limbaugh and
Pat Buchanan; for Republican congressional leaders Trent Lott, Dennis
Hastert, Dick Armey and Tom DeLay; and for many others—right down to
Rambo himself, Sylvester Stallone.
Some of the explanations offered by those who
avoided Vietnam sound hilarious today. Pundit and politician
Buchanan got out for "bad knees," but went on to become
an avid jogger. DeLay, who was working as a pest exterminator
during Vietnam, is reported to have complained that he would have
served but all the places were taken up by black people. (Blacks
in the 1960s had no "other priorities?") And then
there's rabid radio personality Limbaugh's excuse: "Anal
cysts."
As Matthew Engel noted in the Guardian, "It is not my
custom to mock others' ailments, but anyone who has listened to
Limbaugh's program can imagine the dripping scorn he would bring
to the revelation that a prominent Democrat had skipped a war over
something like that."
The poster boy for draft-dodging, to hear the media tell it, has long
been Bill Clinton. But Clinton also organized anti-war protests in the
late 1960s, and years later, while running for office, was thoroughly
grilled by the media and the public for his Vietnam-era conduct. By contrast, the chickenhawks weaseled out of
Vietnam while loudly proclaiming their support for it; they've
never once been called to account for doing so; and now, they want
to send a new generation of Americans into a Middle Eastern ground
war. [Matt Bivens, a former editor of The Moscow Times, is
a Washington- based fellow of The Nation Institute [http://www.thenation.com].
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