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But the Sultan demanded one more proof. He ordered another covered bowl

to be brought in and asked the three men what it contained.

The three Alis refilled their sebsis with kif and began to smoke.

 

 

The Three Alis

By Mohammed Ben Abdullah Yussufi

A man had three sons. All three were named Ali. When this man was on his deathbed, he said "I leave half of my land to my son Ali and the other half to my son Ali." And then he died.

The three Alis fought among themselves as to which two of them would inherit their father's land, and then they decided to take their dispute to the Sultan. They set out for the Alcazar or Sultan's Palace with a donkey laden with their belongings. One night while they were asleep, a one-eyed man led away their donkey. in the morning they discovered the theft, and so they sat down and began to smoke kif.

The first Ali took a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said "The thief has one eye.' The second Ali took a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said "The thief's name is Amar." The third Ali took a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said "The thief lives in the Alcazar." So the the three Alis completed their journey to the Sultan's Palace, and once there began looking for Amar the one-eyed.

When they found him they acused him of stealing their donkey. He denied it, and so teh three Alis decided to complain about Amar to the Sultan at the same time they were asking him to settle their dispute about their father's land. When the Sultan had heard their story, he said to them "You did not see Amar steal your donkey. How can I believe the ideas you had while you were smoking kif?"

The three Alis asked the Sultan to test them, and so he ordered a covered bowl to be brought into the room. He asked them what was in the bowl. The three Alis took out their sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said "It is round." The second Ali took a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said "It is orange." The third Ali took a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said, "It is a tangerine."

But the Sultan demanded one more proof. He ordered another covered bowl to be brought in and asked the three men what it contained. The three Alis refilled their sebsis with kif and began to smoke. The first Ali too a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said "It is couscous made frm wheat which is unfit to eat." The second Ali took a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said "It is couscous made from lamb, which is unfit to eat."  The third Ali took a few puffs on his sebsi, expelled the burning ash, and said  "It is couscous made for a Sultan who is unfit to rule."

The Sultan removed the cover of the second bowl and lo! it was filled with couscous. The Sultan asked the three Alis to appear before him on the following day when he would give them a decision about their inheritance.

Then he ordered the chief cook to appear and taste the couscous. The cook did so and immediately became violently ill. Then the Sultan sent for the man who had ground the wheat for the couscous. Under threat of torture this man revealed that he had been violently ill the day before, and that just before grinding the wheat he had taken a shit and had not washed his hands afterwards.

Then the Sultan sent for the man who had prepared the meat for the couscous. This man was in perfect health, and so the Sultan asked him whom he had bought the lamb from. This man answered "From  a peasant woman who brought it to the Alcazar. The Sultan sent for the peasant woman, and she confessed that the lamb's mother had died, and the lamb had been put to suckle on a bitch.

Finally the Sultan went to his own mother and said "Who was my father?" His mother answered "Your father was my husband the Sultan before you." The Sultan pulled out his sword, held it to his mother's throat, and said "I will kill you if you do not tell me who my father is." The woman trembled and confessed that his father was a wool merchant in the market place.

On the next day the three Alis returned for their audience with the Sultan. The Sultan took them for a walk in the Alcazar and led them to a room with three doors. he turned to the first Ali and said "You told me the wheat in my couscous was unfit to eat. In return I give you everything behind this door." The sultan opened the first door on a roomful of gold. Then he turned to the second Ali and said "You told me the lamb in my couscous was unfit to eat. In return I give you everything behind this door." The Sultan opened the second door on a roomful of jewels. Then he turned to the third Ali and said "You told me my couscous was made for a Sultan unfit to rule. In return I give you everything behind behind the door."

The Sultan opened the third door on a roomful of rocks. Then he said "Those who see what is base deserve what is base. Moreover you are the Ali your father left without an inheritance--unfit to inherit--for you saw that was unfit to inherit the kingdom. We recognized each other."

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Note: Mohammed Ben Abdullah Yussufi died at the age of 21 in the prison hospital of Tangier, after having been beaten during questioning.

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